me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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