I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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