..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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