I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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