But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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