what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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