My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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