hell yes lets make some ravioli
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
she looked like the before picture.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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