some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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