so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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