All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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