So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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