didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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