And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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