Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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