I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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