I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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