So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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