So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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