Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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