There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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