I molested 6 butterflies tonight
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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