I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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