Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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