i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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