Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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