I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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