so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Congratulations! We have a period
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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