Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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