I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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