You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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