So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
i believe in u and ur pee
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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