? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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