He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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