dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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