she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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