halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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