Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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