yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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