well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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