Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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