Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
