I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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