when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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