He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
