The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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