I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Randomize
