You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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