so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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