: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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