I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Your penis caused this!
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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