Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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