So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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