i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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