wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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