I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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